Gunther - Christmas Song (uncensored)

The true meaning of Xmas, Swedish heart-throb Gunther with his porn star sunglasses and mullet, partying with busty blonds and naked xmas elves.

Fickle Lover Sleep

What fickle lover sleep;
For when he comes to bed unbid,
He deigns that I do take his comforts
All too easily and for granted.

Yet when I most seduce, beseach
Beg for his light blessed touch
He deems me all too needy,
Leaving me tossing on the couch.

A Whispering Key

I finally grew tired
Of Jingly keys,
How many does one
Really need?

Car, the front door
Office and desk;
Others perhaps
Could live in a box.

Storage shed,
Chain on the mower
All labeled now
With neat round tags.

But when it was
All said and sorted,
One dull one remained
Haunting, whispering.

Perhaps feeding
A friends cat?
Perhaps from love
That faded away.

It once had power
To open a door,
Now the door
Is lost.